The heck with the heat these days

Documentaries always say nature has its way of reset the world, back in the days of the dinosaur, where future human were probably ape or some smart 4 legged smeagol, earth experienced a big change where all mammals above 50 tons were wiped out and gave way to the start of Darwin's theory.

There were once the big changes on the earth geographical location, where USA was connected to Europe in terms of land soil, but these changes were millions of years apart, and to wait for the next ice age, maybe human no longer on earth (either migrated to Mars or invented warp travel or something)....

So to fix things out in this generation or near future, I thought of a great proposal just for mother earth herself.

Assuming the relative position of Earth in space is frictionless, people could just detonate a 5.97 x 10²⁴ Joule of bomb at a designated part of the world, we could move our lovely planet by 1 meter, and thus go further away from the sun. Reference here
That would basically mean 216331 Megaton of bomb is required based on the energy conversion HERE. And typically 10817 fat boy WWII nuclear bomb (the one struck Nagasaki) is required, so it is actually do-able. If all the countries in the world do a mass disarm of nuclear weapon and stockpile it in a shit place on earth, Bangladesh? Then it will probably do everyone a lot of favor by:

• Population control
• Nuclear disarmament
• Proper nuclear disposal (while we're at it, we can dump all those toxic and heavy metal for 1 time deal waste cleanup)
  
• Open up a zone for repopulation and growth (after some time the dust settle)
  
• Fix any global warming problem
• Fix any ice lake melting issue
  

Then we will solve any global warming or any undesired effects on earth, while continue our lifestyle using fossil fuel. I feel like filing "Object moving theory" in UN and hopefully can get my first nobel prize.


*Of course there might be a problem of over correction and our earth plummet into an Ice age, but we can always detonate a few thousands megaton again in distant future, and of course kill and condemn the calculation engineer who made the mistake.