Saturday, September 23, 2006

Lesbian stance

Gay and lesbian scene in Malaysia is blooming, everywhere you can see pairs of same sex walking together, holding hands and maybe intimate moment together if you catch the correct timing. It is really disgusting to see these happening, if you're from religion background, I'm pretty sure this is considered non-conventional type of relationship and is condemned by alot of factions.
Ask yourself, do you agree that a society with lesbian and gay is conductive for social pattern?

For me I definately against such act because you're destroying the statistic of the world population.
Imagine if the world total population of girls are 52%, but 10% of them were lesbians. That means only 42% is still available for the 48% of guys out there, the ratio didn't jive right? So how? The guy become gay loh, probably 15% were gays, then the ratio become 42% vs 35% ! Not jive again, so the cycle keeps going on and on. Finally there'll be a vicious cycle when the world is full of gay and lesbians, and the population will becoming LESS because less and less human production is going around.

In the end we will hit a point of no return, together with developed nations preference of marrying late and have less children, we will dwindle down into a population breakdown process. Probably at that time there will be a 3 fractions war, consist of Lesbian group, Gay group and the traditional honour group.

European countries, America and down south countries are seeing more and more of these phenomenon, and I've notice that our local scene is booming as well.
An example of potential lesbian...

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

R.I.P. san yii

Not sure if it's me or any of my friends feel the same, there are many news associated with death this year. My 三姨 just passed away, due to cervical cancer most probably. Though I am not really that close with that side of relatives, but I'm pretty sure it'll impact my lifestyle indirectly.

The major impact will be my gourment style, I will have less chance to eat her great chai buey (菜尾). Her chai buey is one of the best I've eaten around, mainly coz she did not hold back on her ingredient and taruh it like it's New Year dish. No chai buey can come close to this and I think I will not have a chance to eat this anymore (unless her daughter or son manage to learn this around which I'm doubtful about)
Note : Chai buey is a soup dish made from all sorts of leftovers.

Then I will miss out a big portion of periodical festival foods like the CNY's cakes and biscuits she never fail to make annually.


Other than that, my mum will have 1 less place to hang out during her free time. Hope she won't use shopping to replace this void space.

Besides the food that I'm so selfishly missing, there's also a major change of interaction between me and my mother relative side as this aunt of mine serves as the public relation for my family towards the rest of the relatives. I foresee that in the future the bond will be also more severed and less communication in that sector. I guess not everything can be remain the same, hope her family will get over this and resume a more normal lifestyle soon.

There are many positive things from her which I don't think will mention it here as it's hard to express as it affects internal affair and involve extensive background understanding, most importantly, I believe she is happy for her 50 years of life.

Rest in peace 三姨.

PS2 : GT4 disaster !

Before I proceed now, let me vent a little bit of negative chi ...

"Gawd Damn Sunnava Biatch Stupid Little Ignorant Bastard !!!"


3 months of hard playing on my PS2 - Grand Turismo 4 game, 3 months of hard digging for my civics, skyline, MR-2, RX-7 and some other non favourite totalling up to 20 cars fully modded, with 100% victory run, completed all licence, finished all beginner race mode, serviced all cars in garage, changed all bling bling and wings, unlocked all beginner mode landscape and map, awarded all rewardable hidden cars for beginner mode...

…..and all you need is a guy who came into your house and ruin your score line into 98.2% in just a few minutes -.- !

I was initially blank when I first saw this screen, then it hit me, it's gone…. Gone as in bye bye love. No more 100%, 3 months effort gone.

Why? How can one do this? Well basically my GT4 is running on autosave and everytime even if you quit the race, you consider lose. He claim he don't know about it, yeah I'm pretty sure he would like the phrase 'Ignorant is Bliss' to on his side, but I would say the hell with it coz 'IGNORANT IS A BLOODY BASTARD WHO TOUCHES PEOPLE'S PS2' !!! If so like to touch people's property, go touch my toilet bowl or my window lah, you can even go ahead and touch my neighbour's kid for all I care, fucking idiot.

Why must people touch my PS2?Is it because it's nice? No because it's just a normal SCPH-50K series.Is it because my memory card is nice? No it's just 2 normal slice of original 8MB card.
Is it because my controller is fun? No, the vibrator is the same as the original type.
I am telling you people out there, please respect other people's property, especially people's hard earned save games, coz it takes a lot of effort to build this type of achievement, and playing one or two games like that ruin people's prospect in life.

So now here I am, contemplating whether I should continue my journey on GT4 or should I start play another RPG to loosen my tension. Nevermind, at least I owned a Skyline before mah, fully tuned ok. Hmph!!


Sometimes small things pleases me, sometimes small thing pisses me, I'm a man of small things coz I micro-manages.

But I'm damn sure that guy is last on my birthday invitation list.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Multiple personality

Everyone has a hidden self lying behind that normal everyday face, the reason it stays hidden is because it was suppressed by social norm in order to maintain conformity with society. The medical term for different personality can range from "Dissociative Identity Disorder" / Split personality, "Alter-Personalities", "Schizophrenia".

Example of DID can be seen from Batman's villain character Harvey Dent. Problematic guy with a cute right face.









Then we have schizophrenia character like John Nash in the movie "Beautiful Mind" whom had a cute imaginary 7 years old girl…

Anyway, the point is that someone say that I have 3 different personalities! Great, 3 faces! The correct term for this is "Multiple Personalities Disorder". This is a very dangerous thing because if you can have more than 2 personalities, then the probability of hidden agenda is factored by 3! So technically you might think that I want to eat strawberry because this is my all time favorite, but suddenly my personality change and I now hates strawberry! If it happens, then I'll be very hard to predict and understand, pretty much ballistics.
Let see what 3 categories do I have :

Type A - Loving, caring, cute and Polite.Description - Recently surfaced trait, automatically activated via proximity triggering system, auto shutdown when left idle for long time. Had a ridiculous tolerance control limit, memory capacity improved even without consuming spirulina.

Type B - Idiotic, talkative, insultive and compulsive
Description - Activated during group encounter, applied to multiple circle of influence. Nonsense level increased 30% with no boundary. Increased adrenaline level and hyperactive regardless of time, sort of like on steroids and viagra.

Type C - Respective to others, open minded, Possessive, smart-ass
Description - Mode with good prospect in business world. Activation level vary according to exposure to radical agent. Will allow center figure characteristic to surface given enough chance.

Because of this, I am going to reduce my mood swings and characteristics jump so that my friends doesn't hate me so much. Nuff said.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

HOUSE correlation

Been watching this drama series, now at season 2. The actors and actresses are pretty good, solid series every episode and definitely not bored, maybe its the nature of the story that got me intrigued and hooked. Recommended for those who likes to watch CSI, CSI:Miami, CSI:NY and TVB's Healing Hands (妙手人心)

Now what interest me is this guy....
Subject : Dr. Gregory House
Ethnicity : White / Caucasian
Occupation : Head, Department of Diagnostic Medicine
Company : Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, Princeton
Qualification : Double Specialty of Nephrology and Infectious Disease
Famous quotes : Everybody lies

This attitude resemble close to my friend which I will call him J. Why? Both are equally sarcastic in nature! The way my friend answer questions can be very irritating too. Though I am not comparing a great actor with a lousy commoner, but I think that with both elements added together, you are TWICE more susceptible to get cardiac arrest, artery distress, and syphilis.
Technically there are few more who ranked somehow below in terms of sarcasism like A, N and D but none can goes as far as J.
Some of the all-time hits from J are like :

Question : how can skinny people get AIDS for example?
J: too skinny, the virus just penetrates the skin into your body

Question: eat?
J: boeng
Question: serious ?
J: no, fake
Question: shit lohhh
J: sheett lohhh

Question: eh, 2day wan 2 go XXX?
J: Cann
Question: i say want or not, not can or not
J: scared you like yesterday suddenly need to go BM lah or something
Question: i go BM yesterday because i need 2 do some banking stuff lah
J: i recall we have a tesco appointment
J: but noooo, some sohai need to do banking MA
Question: tonite lah
J: TMA

The series HOUSE just made me believe that such people exist...Amazing how can someone be friend with J for so long... Yeah I know, it's the same charm Dr. House has that bonds us together. Bwahaha!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Where is my 'wireless connection' ?

Beginning last week, there has been no wireless connection detected at my Apartment, due to this my poor sister and I were unable to download gaming tips, hunt for cheap stuff at lelong and also moderate forums like I used to. I can no longer live a healthy life at home because some idiot neighbour decided to switch off his wireless modem router when he's not using it.


I came out with a few theories on why he decided to switch off and it amazes me how can someone could ended up being so screwed up in mentality:

1) One of his friends told him that if you leave the modem ON for whole day, it will potentially burn off the modem due to overheat.

Fact : All devices have useful life. For my personal experience, modem's useful life have a 2 years to 5 years. That is why manufacturer gives 1 year part warranty because technically the product can last MINIMAL of 2 years. But there are cases where product fail before the minimal 2 years but consumer will be compensated for those minimal occurance.Being a consumer product (Class 3), all device will undergo reliability test as per JEDEC standard before releasing to the market and technically all product released to the market should be able to withstand until the middle of "Useful Life".











If that idiot switch off his modem, there is a chance that his modem could have say 10 months month useful life (which technically should allow him to practice his warranty benefit if he let the modem switch on for whole day), but because he DID NOT ON his modem everyday, which might ended up his modem spoilt at 1 years 1 months (for example). Then not only his action cause inconvenience to the neighbours but also void him of his warranty benefit and also tons of irritation.











2) Idiot wants to save energy coz he is a poor / middle income guy. He thought that switching off his modem will eventually save him enough for his new car or his coming marriage (I am assuming he's not married cause people like this shouldn't have good marriage prospect).

Fact : Maximum wireless modem's power consumption at average 12 watts @ 12VAC & 1.2A (based on D-Link DSL-604T) and would be approximately RM 1.88 (based on new tariff : RM43.60 on 200kWh). If the idiot thinks that saving RM2 (rounded up for clarity sake) can change his financial status, that wouldn't sound right either. If you switch off your computer then I understand lah, but switching off modem just because of RM2 per month... pathetic!
Reference : TNB tariff, Wireless modem spec

Based on these 2 main suspected reasons, I would conclude that the people in my apartment area does not have the muhibbah spirit as we Malaysians like to claim we have. Hope lightning strikes my apartment area and hope the surge find its way through the phone lines and zap that my neighbour's modem.



Guess I have to continue watch series and play my PS2 for now...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Merdeka Buffet @ Northam Hotel

31st August is Malaysia's National Day, they celebrated their independence after they manage to fought off the Japs, the Brits, and also the KMT communist chinese using tommy gun. Yay! Glory to Malaysia! After 61 years of independence, Malaysia had achieved a great milestone like having Sepang circuit and Prangin Megamall in Penang. So this year we celebrate by having a luncheon buffet at Northam Hotel.

The theme is nice itself, what better way to show your patriotism than to participate in a national event itself (in this case a Merdeka buffet).
Environment : Have what a 3 stars hotel has, the coffee house actually located next to the lobby with maximum patrons of 70+. Lack of music to spice up the atmosphere.
Food : The most important part of the event, appetizer gives the range of salad, tofu, and seafood soup to start the day.



















Main course consist of the controversial Nasi Hujan, steam dori, customized spagethi, Chicken grilled with sauce, satays with accessories, chopped grilled lamb and assortment vegetables to name a few. I am only impressed with the Nasi Hujan, colourful rice steam baked with cheese... ok, maybe not, nothing much in the main dish was savoury, and the Nasi hujan is just fried colourful rice.
Dessert consisted of lots of cakes with brownies topping the list, followed by cheese cake and few of the jellies and cream cup. Personally I think Secret Recipe did a better job at delivering cheese cakes and brownies....

But this is an entry-level buffet, we can't expect too much for just RM32 NETT. At least we have a special fruits bonanza thanks to David's short intimate moment with the chef. You rox!

Overall experience I give it a 5/10. Food can be made to look better and taste nicer.

Picking food

Is everyone in this world picky when it comes to food? I know people in the old world virtually ate everything, from creepy insect with 100 legs, ugly amphibians and even smelly vegetative plants. But the society today is getting more and more pampered with great foods and greater dining environment, so many 'dishes' were dropped from people's menu.
What type of food you don't eat you may ask? I know I don't eat yellow mee that has strong soda smell, if you know how soda is introduced into yellow mee, I'm sure you won't want to eat mee for the rest of your life also.

Now if you put 苟菜 (leaf used in char koay teow), 软猪油炸 (soft fried pig oil), Dairy product, prawn, Sweety beverages, 虾膏 (rojak paste), duck meat, soft yaw char koay (软油炸鬼)...etc out of the menu, there will always something left in your plate left that's non-edible in most of our hawker food food. Scary if you visit those hawker center at Swatow lane or Tiong road and find out that there are 90% of those food you can't fully take.















Guess the main thing I want to say it, if you're choosy in food, but as long as there is someone willing to act as wastebin (eat whatever that you don't want), then the system is not flawed.