Friday, September 15, 2006

Multiple personality

Everyone has a hidden self lying behind that normal everyday face, the reason it stays hidden is because it was suppressed by social norm in order to maintain conformity with society. The medical term for different personality can range from "Dissociative Identity Disorder" / Split personality, "Alter-Personalities", "Schizophrenia".

Example of DID can be seen from Batman's villain character Harvey Dent. Problematic guy with a cute right face.









Then we have schizophrenia character like John Nash in the movie "Beautiful Mind" whom had a cute imaginary 7 years old girl…

Anyway, the point is that someone say that I have 3 different personalities! Great, 3 faces! The correct term for this is "Multiple Personalities Disorder". This is a very dangerous thing because if you can have more than 2 personalities, then the probability of hidden agenda is factored by 3! So technically you might think that I want to eat strawberry because this is my all time favorite, but suddenly my personality change and I now hates strawberry! If it happens, then I'll be very hard to predict and understand, pretty much ballistics.
Let see what 3 categories do I have :

Type A - Loving, caring, cute and Polite.Description - Recently surfaced trait, automatically activated via proximity triggering system, auto shutdown when left idle for long time. Had a ridiculous tolerance control limit, memory capacity improved even without consuming spirulina.

Type B - Idiotic, talkative, insultive and compulsive
Description - Activated during group encounter, applied to multiple circle of influence. Nonsense level increased 30% with no boundary. Increased adrenaline level and hyperactive regardless of time, sort of like on steroids and viagra.

Type C - Respective to others, open minded, Possessive, smart-ass
Description - Mode with good prospect in business world. Activation level vary according to exposure to radical agent. Will allow center figure characteristic to surface given enough chance.

Because of this, I am going to reduce my mood swings and characteristics jump so that my friends doesn't hate me so much. Nuff said.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Tibun want to change becoz of a friend commented on him... impossible!!! Must be someone with great influence that has diverse his course of action!!!
Work of a woman???

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh i fergot...
A) Memory = Gingo (supplement)
B) steroids.. Viagra = Stimulant
C) its EGO thats urging to come out...

Eheh..
=p

Alvino said...

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