Nasi Kandar Shariff Gelugor

One of the best dinner that I tarpao is this Nasi Kandar Shariff just outside my taman... Its located at the same row as Gelugor post office, near Clinic Aman or directly opposite the Gelugor 7-11 to be exact. The reason its one of the best is because everytime I find it deliciously appetizing and I can always finish the dishes no matter how full or hungry I am.

Picture courtesy of Malaysiabest.net

Unfortunately everytime want to order, sure have to endure a minimum queue of 7 person and above... and if really even bad luck, those people in the queue will order like 10 take-aways and you have to wait patiently and hoping that the telur bawang won't finish...

After consuming 3 weeks straight of nasi kandar with frequency of at least twice a week, I noticed a consistent pattern from this famous nasi kandar operational standpoint that could be further improved to serve its faithful customer...

As can see from the picture on the left, we could see the setup of the nasi kandar store which consists of 3 workers:

- Worker A and B are dish picker and they manage the customer ordering and attend to the next on the line customer, they only need to gather the rice and know whether customer is dining in or take away. They are capable of doing automated repeat ordering and also some form of telepathic understanding with customers. They also provide costing for each customer

Cycle time: 30 seconds

- Worker C works on packing the order, receive payment of each customer, provide change of the customer, and complete shipping packing bag, he also responsible of providing the utensil if the customer is dining in. This worker C does not have complete control in costing and have to rely on worker A and B for confirmation

Cycle time: 45 seconds to 90 seconds depending on customer payment and amount of orders per customer

The customer also queue up via arrow 1, and then upon completion of order, he / she tracks via arrow 2 and engage worker C for finalization.

So anyone with a bit of common sense would know that having 2 workers working on a short cycle time task while assigning 1 person doing a heavy and highly variable work load is a spell for disaster. Ask anyone that knows Shariff and the first thing they remember is the ridiculously long queue....

If anyone wants to streamline this process, some or all the following shall take place to minimize 'wastage' of customer time:

1) Provide training to worker C so that he had the ability to compute and provide costing of order

2) Allow customer auto payment at counter (means customer put the money and take their change themselves)

3) Reroute the queue line so that worker A and B able to gauge the processing time and provide 'help' to worker C if it holds up (resource management)

4) Relocate either worker A or worker B to do something else other than the front line

One of the plus thing is that every order they manage to use FIFO (First In First Out) system and that is really impressive, the only problem here is storage location for the placed order that could be clumsy, but without fail this system won't go wrong because customer is always there confirming and prevent any wrong order packed.

Maybe despite all that, the secret ingredient is the long wait? They say stuff that you waited long enough would taste better, hehe

Moment of self doubt and weakness

Sometimes human can be such a slave to comfort, few days ago, I encountered a status quo change in my lifestyle, and somehow I realize how significantly it could screw up the way I think, the way I sleep, the way I talk... I admit I am weak, but I didn't know how easily I could collapse, I used to think that I am indestructible. But then again I didn't, I always like to imagine myself as a pathetic creature and extrapolate the situation until the point of no return. I believe one day I will achieve my status of total failure, and why would someone wanted to be a failure? Because they say once someone reach the point of no redemption, that's when the person will grow wings and become an angel (or demon, I don't care, as long as it got transcended)

But one thing for sure that made my life sucks that day, never in my life that my favourite McD double cheeseburger tasted that bad and so hard to swallow :P For what's worth, I learnt that work and personal life should never be mixed, for a person that is being judged at work, is never subjected to the same judgement at life...

On a side topic, my perception had reduced significantly yesterday when I mistaken my cousin Ah Bee as my other cousin Ah Teik... I wonder why I could made that mistake, I hope its not my eyesight or memory that is failing me, for I am too young to experience alzheimer.. No, there are alot of things that I haven't experience, don't let me starts forgetting now. Then again, not that I am praying to god to hear me out, not that he/she cares anyway.

Regardless, the world will still evolve with or without me, today the Dow Jones is still below 6900 points, politician still bickering about Ipoh and my company still trying to ship parts per schedule. I hate being insignificant and with insignificant finance capability...

Now that I'm back for a while...

Life ain't really change much at this part of the world, work still alot and hectic... and if I were to tell my ex boss on my current working situation, she would laugh her ass off and say "told you so" right in my face before proceeding to give me wisdom advise :) But life doesn't end here, and this would probably work out in my favour as they say "you only learn through hardship and mistakes"....

Yeah, speaking of mistakes, so far I am doing pretty well on avoiding mistakes (as for those who knew me, I am prone to mistakes when I am under workload), being in my field of work, ESPECIALLY in this industry, mistakes are what that will end you up in jail, so double and triple checking is the way to go right now.... having said that, I have some really good luck after joining this company... Probably 1 hand is not enough to count em all, they started with:

1. I lost my bloody wallet in Singapore airport terminal after my Singapore training, BUT THE BLOODY SIA PERSONNEL FOUND IT AND WAS RETURNED THE VERY NEXT DAY WITH EVERYTHING INTACT!
2. They run out of economy seat on my flight to US AND THEY UPGRADED ME INTO BUSINESS CLASS!
3. Despite being an Asian prick (I admit), I STILL MANAGE TO MET TONS OF WONDERFUL AMERICANS WHO SHOWED ME THEIR CULTURE AND LIFE (probably not even 20% of it, but anything more would be cultural assimilation to me)
4. Getting caught for speeding in US under ridiculously high speed BUT MY FRIENDS POUR IN THE SUPPORT FOR THE TICKET DISMISSAL FEES!
5. I lost my stupid Nikon S6 camera after the shooting range game in Phoenix, BUT THE COUNTER GUY SAW IT AND RUN AFTER ME AT THE CARPARK BEFORE I LEAVE TO RETURN IT TO ME!
6. Economy crisis is coming and I MANAGE TO GATHER ENOUGH DOUGH TO ACHIEVE MY TARGETED HOUSING LOAN GOAL AND EXTRA FOR ENGINE CONVERSION!

Besides that, I have a few personal achievement that's worth mentioning:

1. I managed to experienced one of the world's most exciting theme park under RM150!
2. Fired my first semi-automatic rifle in my life!
3. Drove an American muscle car! (not really a muscle but anything above 200hp would do)
4. Cured my childhood lesion on my leg naturally!
5. Bought 3 years of Chinese new year clothes at the fraction of what it is in Malaysia

There are more insignficant luck and achievement which I think its not worth blogging, so I'll let them pass. One thing I know even for an athiest is that life is really can be short, live life and enjoy an affordable lifestyle to prevent regret after you goto hell.... and no, I do not condone criminal activities.

Common conceptualization about gamers

If you are in asian countries like where I came from, more often than not, you will hear people giving out comments like "don't play games, you're just wasting your time", or "go do something beneficial" or worse.... "go build your character instead of playing computer games". Many of the generation Y people in the Asian country will definately hear that alot, especially from the mouth of the generation X people (a.k.a. your parents). There are no disputes, playing games whole day is bad your for character, as it deprive people from sleep and meeting new friends, but after coming to the states and with plenty of time to self reflect, I realize that this might not be entirely true.

I am not sure about other gamers, but for me, I found out that much of my traits are corresponding to the effect of playing games for the past 20 years in my life. Games attracts me, I like to stand there and see people play, trying to understand why that guy wanna turn left instead of right, trying to think why he chooses that place to set the bomb instead of there, and stuff like that (and occasionally get a negative feedback from friend that ask me to stop staring and start playing).... and I kind of like to analyze people, not judge... just analyze and ask questions about why he wanna say that, why she wanna do that...

Then I remember when I was young, I like to transform my hand into an airplane and fly around visualizing barrel roll, loop and those difficult maneuver, yeah... I kind of still do that now but without the hand sign. I believe this is also coming from the visualization skills I have when I started to involve in playing computer games.... Coz nearly all of the games out there are NOT real, you have fantasy or science fiction with plenty of effects and impossible maneuver in games, you have gruesome murder in games that even TV doesn't show and I never question it to be impossible.... That is how much I trusted myself in games, and I believe it kind of skewed the actual life that my eyes are seeing... kind of scary if you ask me, but I believe I'm still sane.

Not only that, but the never say die spirit is there, I believe this is the result of being too involve in games in the past, in game losing is a normal thing, loading a game probably took 10% of my total game time and even playing games that CANNOT die like "Fahrenheit" and "Days of the tentacle", losing will be in the sense of how to make the game advance till the end, and that I believe is the fuel to propel a gamer to reach the end point because there is a promising cake lies in wait...

and speaking of end point, most gamers will do in life with an end in mind, maybe not the final end in life, but a little distance away point where I have something to look forward to. This is enforced even more by my parent earlier when they give incentives if you achieve something insignificant like passing your PMR and stuff like that :P But the point is my mind has been shaped to chase for something, and without a goal, my life can be a total disarray with no direction, and this is where I can turn into something different if not careful....

After been in the States, alot of my colleague say that I am 'fearless' albeit in a stupid way, and they credited this to the reason that I have no problem take the free fall ride in 6 flags, I bravely rented an AR-15 rifle instead of starting out with a 9mm pistol during shooting range and I even suggested to have parachuting out from 15,000 feet from a plane.... and nobody interested in jumping from the sky.... lamers
Anyway, I believe this attitude steam from the fact that most gamers dare to face whatever the world throw at them, they have face crazy fuhrer in Wolfenstein, they have faced with impossible puzzle in Prince of Persia, and executed world record maneuver in Wing Commander or Descend 3D... So gamer never say die, especially for an atheist :P

So basically there are many wrong intepretation on gamers nowadays, and it really sux when we have to take the blunt for the failure in society. But I guess this is life, and as long as it doesn't take away the time and energy for one to concentrate on their love ones and important task at hand, it definately will build character.

Gamers forever!

My Wish List

1. PlayStation 3
2. LCD TV (32" and above) with <2ms>
3. Internet connection in Halaman [DONE]
4. Satellite channel service in Halaman
5. Water heater(s) in Halaman [DONE]
6. Pet dog - Pug
7. Fire a round of assault rifle (AK47 / M4A1 / Steyr Aug..etc) without dislocating shoulder [DONE]
8. Nissan Cefiro A31 with RB20DET / RB25DET
9. Her (Life ain't making it easy for me)
10. Kitchen cabinet + renovated dish wash area
11. Comfy 1x1m carpet [DONE]
12. Dolby Digital Pro Logic II (Yes I know I already have Pro Logic, but who don't want the best)
13. Active subwoofer (Yes I know I already have a passive one, active sounds more cool)
14. Double storey property with at least 1200 sq. ft. build up and can cater a minimum of 2 cars
15. PDA phone with GPS capable
16. Wharfedale Diamond 9.1 Front speakers
17. My 1st RM 1 Million (inclusive of asset and liquidation liabilities)
18. Race a complete lap round in Germany's Nürburgring (Yes, that's a freaking 22.8km race track)
19. Perform 3 stunts on board of a light commercial plane (Barrel roll, Split-S and a loop)
20. Visits at least 15 different countries before I die (must include US, Europe, East Europe, Russia, China, Australia, South America)
    

Sky is clearing up...

April was a bad month for me, besides from the relationship breakdown for me, I am also faced with the possibility that my youngest sister might fail her exam (again) and force us to waste more un-necessary expenses while not doing anything productive. There is also the fact that everyday I come back to my home and see its deplorable state with insect carcass everywhere, my life can't get anymore depressing than this...

However the time of low and down is over, now the moment of rejuvenation has come. Hahaha. After being recharged with my great holiday trip down in KL, I have found the reason of my existence again (probably not that serious but more or less so). Each people can be satisfied mentally, materially, physically, whatever... and I have found my share already.

The month of May marks the 1st time in my life that I was able to save money, even with the expenditure of the trip (after working for 5 years, there is NO single cents of saving and this has been a very sad thing indeed), so this itself is an achievement, coupled with the fact that my sister had passed all her diploma paper and may currently work towards her advance diploma, things is starting to pick up improvement.

Total expenditure of the household was analyzed and started to pave forward for a sustainable lifestyle, can't believe it took me so long to get it done... Done as it may, but its not fixed, I think the next few years of my life will evolve around money and investment, better start read up those books I bought...

Last saturday me and my sister were able to clean up the house and re-arrange some of the furniture, now it looks perfectly clean... And did a small celebration for my youngest sister on her passing in exam! We did it on TAO Japanese buffet, although the bill is not cheap and not everyone really sapu the food, everyone is happy and that's all that matters. One may be poor financially but might not so in happiness. And this week I am happy. Hahahah.

So bring it on babeh, I know you tried to bring me down but I will not succumb so easily :P

Election 2008 is over

This is the first time I am voting for the general elections and the spirit of election really exist in all walks of life, during work... its from breakfast, lunch till dinner all the talk and chat is about politics and society, after work hour and free time its ceramah or youtube for speeches. This is the first time I experience so many bullshit given to the people via promises and set goals, why bullshit? Coz if its true, then we will be worrying about how to handle the foreign investment bleeding that we're seeing and maybe get claims on the Spartly Island :P Instead.

Anyway the opposition this time had taken Kedah, Penang, Perak and Selangor, while maintaining the hold on Kelantan.
While the remaining 8 states are still in the hands of main party BN. Apparently the lose of confidence on the national party is obvious with the coalition forces seeing the biggest defeat:
- The coalition forces: Gerakan, MCA and MIC had lost majority of their contesting seats and this should 'disconnect' the government from controlling the voices of the ethnic races. But I reckon it won't be long before they started to buy some of them over, time will tell.

With the opposition winning, there are alot of rumors on roadblock, illegal sms and imaginary riots on sms. Typical psychological effect to instill on the public, and partly also the Chinese mentality of fear on stability. Don't think that will stop... the most important is dare to change and stop being the puppet for the government, I think this election achieved that effect in some of the state.

So now our "master Chief" ministry no more Tan Sri Koh, prolly will be held by Lim Guan Eng.

All hail the chief!

Anyway with the changes in the Northern Peninsula, lets hope it will really bring changes and less corruption and more development for the next few years.... and those newbie politician can really make a difference by being brave for the people.

Edited: I think I'm still living in the past

Perception of mother land

Do you have the respect you expected from your workplace? Do your ring of peers acknowledge your level and give you the honor and listen to you the way you deserve? Respect has been a main attribute to shape the world we have today, every developed nation fight their way to obtain their success WWII started because after Germany signed the Versailles treaty, the alliance pact implemented restriction and try to subjugate the country, being a nation of people who think they are the ‘ultimate people’, they lost the thing that they once have – respect. So with that they try to win it back by launching WWII, a war that went wrong in the middle of the course but what is important is the reason for them to launch the war – To reclaim their honor and respect.
Japan got their respect when they have workers dedicated to their job and future, by bringing a nation that have taken 2 nuclear blast at their home soil, not to mention losing the war, only to bring it back to full industrial strength in less than 30 years. We have South Korea coming up the radar of respect, with 50 years ago, ranked 1st as the poorest country in Asia after suffering a long war with North Korea. Not anymore after they have achieved world recognition in car making, shipbuilding & electronics.

In order to get respect, the people of the nation itself must also feel proud of themself first, but sadly we aren’t. If we take a survey, there is a high percentage that the Chinese of this country is the most degenerated among Asia region, lets take Singapore for example, they have a very screwed up mentality and they are slave to credit card, just like Taiwan, but they live a couple of standards higher than majority of us, that makes them feel superior and indirectly they seemed to made more contribution to the world. This might be a fucked up way of seeing it but we can’t deny its true. We might be happy with a RM3k a month salary but people in the world are already working towards RM30k a month.

So despite all the crap, why are we still here in this fvcked up country? Alot of concerns apparently, most were still here because:

• they believe out there, you'll be treated as 3rd tier citizen
• we have a commitment to our family here in our mother land
• naturally changes are unwelcomed as it disrupt the status quo of an already functioning system
• the items we gain here is enough to bring us through till old age
• they afraid its difficult to get a job out there if they leave their company here
• they never ponder the possibility of leaving

If we look through our history, we can see that chinese is one that does not dare to take the big leap. Ever since we got forced to smoke those damn heroin i guess.

Therefore the future of our mother land is at our hand, do I see a future with it? Do I feel proud of it able to walk in space and crap? Seriously... nope. But maybe I'll let the next generation to worry about that.

TiBuN is a fruit, not a vegetable!!!

TiBuN = Hokkien for cucumber.

" The cucumber (Cucumis sativus) is a widely cultivated plant in the gourd family Cucurbitaceae, which includes squash, and in the same genus as the muskmelon. - Quote wiki"

"Q: Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?
A: It is technically a fruit. From a botanical perspective, a fruit is the mature ovary of a plant, such as an apple, melon, cucumber, or tomato. From the common, every day "grocery store perspective," we tend to use the word fruit with respect to fruits eaten fresh as desserts - apples, peaches, cherries, etc. - and not to items cooked or used in salads. So, cucumbers tend to be lumped in with vegetables because of the way they are used (cooked and in salads), but botanists will call them fruits because they develop from the reproductive structures of plants. - Quote Cucumber facts by Cornell Department of Horticulture"

http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~bcohen/cucumbers/faq.html

So this topic has been reiterated for the gazillion times and will be remain the controversial until the global ministry of education include this statement inside all national syllabus. Having said that, the reason I wish tibun to be classify as fruit because generically fruit will enjoy a better reputation than vegetable.

Why?

Because fruit is a luxury, vegetable is a common item and therefore is cheaper. Fruit enjoy the status of king's snack while vegetable is just a culinary you eat along with your main dish. Having said that, I just want cucumber to be on par with strawberry and lychi, instead of crap brocolli and cabbage :)

Sense of sympathy

One of my colleague resigned on Monday, he’s responsible for the tester handler and ESD matters which is currently what I’m taking over. Not really angry of him leaving me a bunch of unfinished business, but was actually felt a sense of sympathy in him. Why? Coz during his last day of work, at 8pm, he sent some forwards to me with a lot of mp3 and wma songs…. Actually those songs were ok, they were all Chinese oldies that I listen during my primary / secondary school time, but on his last forwards, he say something like this “ I like to listen to songs during the night, it reminds me of my young times when I was studying, everyday ride the bike and can flirt with gals everytime, that time everyone have a common goal of passing exams, no backstabbing and politics…. I can’t go back to that life anymore but I never forget what kind of life I want to live. Bye”

I was like wow, his mail struck even on a cold hearted mortal like me.... he always strike me as the type who had endured a lot of storms and weather during factory life, therefore he is like those old wisdom guru who is looking forward on day’s end, but I didn’t know he was thinking like this. Then another part of me so wanted to agree with him, drop all I have and maybe work in some crap workshop, or maybe just go Australia and pluck apple and strawberry…. I’m pretty sure if I have no family or those detos, I might just live that way, probably get me a nice foreign chick who looks like Jessica Alba… OK maybe not.

Everyone knows working sux, especially in fast pace environment where things can go from mundane to turbo speed at a click. They say it’s the price to pay for your salary receive, but I review back my salary… it’s just junior pay. So maybe I’m underpaid, or I’m doing it wrong in my direction at work. Either way I need a change, either myself or my work environment.

Regardless, that currently ex-colleague of mine went to become a staff in a famous college in KL, which happened to be my alma matter. Good luck dude.

Intelligence Quotient

Alvino did an online IQ test and I follow suit, surprisingly I was found to have higher IQ scores than him, haha, now this really made my day, after what happened at paintball session...

Anyway, based on the IQ test analysis, I should be able to excel in my career as : Physicists, Chess player, City planner, Astronomer, Physicists, Mathematician, Researcher.
So I guess Engineer falls around that category.

What's interesting is that the analysis also say that most of my skills are good : eg. my mathematical, visual-spatial, and my logical is keat, except for my linguistic skills!
Cham loh, linguistic skill not good, 70% - 80% only, cilaka punya test.

That might explains why I always have communication problem with nearly everyone I know. It's ok lah but I guess, coz not everyone is perfect, and for someone with IQ result of 131, it's like son of Einstein or Stephen Hawkins already.

My talent based on the analysis really keat :

Can give practical application to abstract thought
Can predict patterns
Are resourceful & practical
Envision the "big picture"

Guess I am really the chosen ones. *Sigh* With great ability comes great responsibility, you can quote me on that. Alvino, you're lucky your IQ is not that high, else you'll feel the pressure also.

You can try take the test and see how far you're behind from the chosen ones, link here.

Emotion Quotient

Everyone have a certain amount of Emotion Quotient (EQ) or Emotion Intelligence. It is rated in number form just like IQ. Lately I found that my EQ is seriously deteriorating, probably the way I act which didn't give a crap about anything & anyone anymore, or maybe I thought that I am the transcended being and I don't need to know additional info in order to live my life.... There's no more curiosity which killed the cat, it's more like ignorance is bliss, then this is like spanking myself back in the ass cause few weeks ago I blogged about someone who ruined my PS2 GT4 score

One thing funny about EQ is that it's subjective and variable. Today your EQ might be 140 (for example) and tomorrow it can be dead 60. Unlike IQ, which give you a set of questionaires and you answer based on what your mind thinks, EQ can be good today and shit tomorrow because human emotion changes faster than your brain cell shutting down.

So technically some of the crap thing that occured to me lately were :

• I keep reason with J consistently, acting dramatic and argue for the sake of arguing.
• Sending a very long email to my good friend in KL asking about a stupid car modification which ended up he screw me for being stupid in a very long email also.
• N call and scold me upside down for planning a last minute Raya holiday trip. Yes I admit being passive but I did not deserve to be scolded for planning a trip right?
• And many more stupid incident that shouldn't happen in the first place.

Maybe my antenna is damaged, hence the communication got breakdown. Maybe I need ASTRO...

Nevertheless, I am proud to say that my EQ is still one of the best around in town. The type that even prime minister scold bad words in front of my face I can still smile and say thank you. The type that even a dog runs across the road while I'm street racing and manage to keep happy with it, yup, that kind.

Looking forward for days to come (while go and buy myself an EQ book, looks like Neebs punya Introduction to EQ sux).

Monday blue #part 1

If everytime I feel blue and wanted to tell the world, you can be sure to find it out on this blog every monday. Work is beginning to take its toll on me lately, I felt that I cannot boost like when I'm working last time. It feels like I already know what's going to happen in my field of work and there's no more excitement left. Nobody wants to have a predictable life, neither am I! Everyone wants an explosive event, everybody wants a freaking ironic incident to take his/her life a step further.

Put me for instance, woke up today after a great weekend, preparing to work and tell myself that I will drive slowly on my way, coz I am more or less know what's going to happen on Monday for my job, because weekend there was no phone call, so it's safe to assume that production line will have only some 'minor' incident which requires engineering judgement and disposition, followed by the little report my boss is asking me to pump for him for his weekly update to management today, continue to provide update on the latest progress on all my project and action item, further monitoring on customer issue, more reports to be done this week for the ISO certification... bla bla bla.

I wonder what happened to my thinking process, not sure whether this job is too simple or too difficult to handle. Or maybe I'm lacking one of the few key attributes to achieve job satisfaction. Or maybe I should ask myself, what I really want in life, is it because my company cannot satisfy my needs? Probably true enough, there is always not enough regardless of what you do / what you want.

I think I realized that my current life is far from my ideal dream. Many wondereful things happened but that made me see some other critical things that I'm going to face in life. For example I might have to face the fact that I'll be a slave forever, putting myself to work just to earn enough for the liabilities and assets. Even if my pay is 10K, my standards of living will just increase to suit that level. Very practical indeed, so stupid cycle.

Need to snap out from this and think straight soon or I'll enter the first depression of my life, I think I need more of my REM cycle.

Lesbian stance

Gay and lesbian scene in Malaysia is blooming, everywhere you can see pairs of same sex walking together, holding hands and maybe intimate moment together if you catch the correct timing. It is really disgusting to see these happening, if you're from religion background, I'm pretty sure this is considered non-conventional type of relationship and is condemned by alot of factions.
Ask yourself, do you agree that a society with lesbian and gay is conductive for social pattern?

For me I definately against such act because you're destroying the statistic of the world population.
Imagine if the world total population of girls are 52%, but 10% of them were lesbians. That means only 42% is still available for the 48% of guys out there, the ratio didn't jive right? So how? The guy become gay loh, probably 15% were gays, then the ratio become 42% vs 35% ! Not jive again, so the cycle keeps going on and on. Finally there'll be a vicious cycle when the world is full of gay and lesbians, and the population will becoming LESS because less and less human production is going around.

In the end we will hit a point of no return, together with developed nations preference of marrying late and have less children, we will dwindle down into a population breakdown process. Probably at that time there will be a 3 fractions war, consist of Lesbian group, Gay group and the traditional honour group.

European countries, America and down south countries are seeing more and more of these phenomenon, and I've notice that our local scene is booming as well.
An example of potential lesbian...

Multiple personality

Everyone has a hidden self lying behind that normal everyday face, the reason it stays hidden is because it was suppressed by social norm in order to maintain conformity with society. The medical term for different personality can range from "Dissociative Identity Disorder" / Split personality, "Alter-Personalities", "Schizophrenia".

Example of DID can be seen from Batman's villain character Harvey Dent. Problematic guy with a cute right face.









Then we have schizophrenia character like John Nash in the movie "Beautiful Mind" whom had a cute imaginary 7 years old girl…

Anyway, the point is that someone say that I have 3 different personalities! Great, 3 faces! The correct term for this is "Multiple Personalities Disorder". This is a very dangerous thing because if you can have more than 2 personalities, then the probability of hidden agenda is factored by 3! So technically you might think that I want to eat strawberry because this is my all time favorite, but suddenly my personality change and I now hates strawberry! If it happens, then I'll be very hard to predict and understand, pretty much ballistics.
Let see what 3 categories do I have :

Type A - Loving, caring, cute and Polite.Description - Recently surfaced trait, automatically activated via proximity triggering system, auto shutdown when left idle for long time. Had a ridiculous tolerance control limit, memory capacity improved even without consuming spirulina.

Type B - Idiotic, talkative, insultive and compulsive
Description - Activated during group encounter, applied to multiple circle of influence. Nonsense level increased 30% with no boundary. Increased adrenaline level and hyperactive regardless of time, sort of like on steroids and viagra.

Type C - Respective to others, open minded, Possessive, smart-ass
Description - Mode with good prospect in business world. Activation level vary according to exposure to radical agent. Will allow center figure characteristic to surface given enough chance.

Because of this, I am going to reduce my mood swings and characteristics jump so that my friends doesn't hate me so much. Nuff said.